CrabDiving – Mon 081720 – Virus Clusters Popping Up At Colleges & The Ultra-Rich Are Loving Quarantine

Virus clusters popping up at colleges is a bad sign. Despite the pandemic, heatwaves in San Francisco sent tons to the beaches. Alabama college students started school and immediately got their party on. Uncertainties about the upcoming college football season caused many panties to bunch up. We learned the order in which coronavirus symptoms present could indicate the severity of the virus. The ultra-rich have been leading awesome quarantines lives taking private jets to super exclusive parties where all guests are screened with 15-minute coronavirus tests. But wait there’s more! Fat cats have also been making it rain for passports to countries that offer the best shelter from the virus. Right before school starts, Iowa fessed up and admitted to errors in reporting of COVID-19 data. Oxy walrus and Medal of Freedom Recipient fascist blobfish Rush Limbaugh muttered sexist insanity about Senator Kamala Harris. Man-baby tossed a tantrum demanding a redo of his first term because the Dems made it too hard for the orange liar to do his job. The Rapist-in-Chief pushed forward plans to rip the Arctic Wildlife Refuge a new a-hole by selling mining rights to our largest swath of forest to oligarch one-percenters. A judge blocked PEEOTUS from rolling back Obama care protections of trans people.

Virus Clusters Popping Up At Colleges

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