The Crabs kick off the work week by shaming attention-deprived owners of pet snakes. Pat and Ryan also cover the usual headlines. An eight foot long Burmese python slithers its way into a pile of jeans at a flea market and a Florida man gets the business end of a gaboon viper cuz he’s a freaking idiot. Finally, to round out our “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, the Crabs learn that the missing cobra in Orlando is still out and about and a Detroit dude attempts to burn a spider, nearly blowing up a gas station. NASA says there is water on Mars and Rush Limbaugh says it’s part of the liberal agenda. Michele Bachmann claims her sky god is way upset over marriage equality. George Zimmerman retweets a pic of the kid he murdered. The story about the White House blocking a kid on Twitter is total horse pucky. Kentucky RWNJ lunatics claim the Constitution condones bribery. Donald Trump explains his tax plan, which of course is “fabulous.” A moron blasts himself in the sack with a pea-shooter and a jerk-off gun-nut shoots himself in the penis. LOL.
Water on Mars
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Pet Snakes & Water On Mars
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