Pat and Ryan cover a Ted Cruz fail on defunding Planned Parenthood on this Tuesday episode of CrabDiving. They also report on the headlines and crazy right-winger stories. Faux News has some pretty disgusting opinions about girls in yoga pants. FOX and Friends deem the Planned Parenthood videos awful, even though they are mos def fake. RWNJ asshole Jason Chaffetz says Planned Parenthood killed not only fetuses but his parents LOLz. A Duck Dynasty star backs Trump at a rally of idiots. Bryan Fischer wants all immigrants to assimilate or face the consequences. Janet Porter says Christians are being persecuted like the Jews in Nazi Germany cuz she’s a simpleton. Oklahoma is kicking out the silly cement slabs that are the Ten Commandments. Finally, the Crabs cover literal snakes as well as figurative snakes, AKA the Alabama KKK.
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Ted Cruz Fail & Fox News Demonizes Yoga Pants
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