We laugh along as Finland mocks Trump over his insane pro-forest “Make America Rake Again” campaign. Democrats in the U.S. Senate sued over the temporary appointment of ham-headed Shitler knob-gobbler Matthew Whitaker to Attorney General. Even before the unjustly demonized caravan of immigrants reached Murica, Shitler ordered of a drawdown of troops sent the southern border. We learned the treasonous NRA is too cheap to provide even the crappiest of coffee to their employees at gun violence HQ. More than half of LGTBQ candidates running in the midterms won their races. An actual Christ-like evangelical visited the infamous caravan from Central America and reported Trump’s disparaging, fascist rhetoric about the asylum seekers is way off. The Cards Against Humanity folks bought some land at our southern border in an effort to screw with Manbaby’s dumb wall. Pat and Ryan raged over god-bothering anti-vaxxers who resurrected chickenpox, cuz Jeebus. In Philly, a herd of bickering bigots, including the loser Proud Boys, were stranded because cab drivers refused rides to the vile white supremacists. A Texas-size load of racist yak ejaculate decided to scream, “Jesus hates you!” at progressives protesting a Civil War memorial. The firebrand attorney of Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti, vowed to bring young Trump-sucker Jacob Wohl to justice.
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