Joe Manchin is screwing the country because he’s butthurt Biden’s staff was mean to him. The omicron is the dominant variant in the U.S. President Nazi and vile Bill O’Reilly appeared together live and admitted they got the coronavirus booster and were booed. FOXBot Maria Bartiromo asked FL governor Ron DeathSantis if he was boosted and the wanker governor ungracefully dodged the question. The new Spiderman movie killed at the box office despite the pandemic. Load-a-saurus Stew Peters threatened to arrest government officials over coronavirus restrictions. VIP moron and former governor Sarah Palin blathered anti-vaxxer mouth garbage. A huge earthquake occurred just off the coast of Northern Cali. President Biden got a new puppy. “Prophet” Johnny Enlow got super coy and refused to admit he was an actual prophet. Slimmed-down fascist Sebastian Gorka mused about overthrowing the government to a gaggle of MAGATS. A prominent German anti-vaxxer dropped dead from COVID. Shitler filed a lawsuit against Letitia James for doing her job.
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