CrabDiving – Thu 010220 – Happy 420 To Illinois & Happy 2020 From CrabDiving

Happy 420 to Illinois, as the Lieutenant Governor there was first in line to purchase weed legally after her state made the herb legal for recreational use. A herd of Republican theocratic religious zealots in congress sent SCOTUS a brief asking for Roe to be overturned. Wisconsin GOP loads are trying to purge voter rolls. Republi-twunt Brian Kolb earned a hypocrite trophy when he was arrested for DUI. Democratic hopeful Julian Castro dropped out of the 2020 primary. Trance-y, possibly transphobic Dem candidate Marianne Wilson may soon drop out, too. RWNJ Chris McDonald and fireman “prophet” Mark Taylor are oh so excited about Obama getting convicted of treason (but he’s not). Amazon threatened to fire employees that spoke out against the e-commerce giant’s environmental impact. Lunatic Liz Crokin predicts Oscar winner Tom Hanks will be outed by QAnon as a pedophile.

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