CrabDiving – Thu 032615 – Cruz Ain’t Galileo, Willie Nelson Weed, Takei Gives Pence A Tongue Lashing

On Thursday, the Crabs deliver the following headlines: no one seems to be tolerating Indiana’s intolerance; a foreskin intactivist launches a “prick-starter” campaign skin to end schlong snipping; Willie Nelson will not be the Walmart of weed; Keith Olbermann gets medieval on Indiana’s anti-LGBT laws; college basketball teams are employing chaplains on the taxpayer dime; Ted Cruz fancies himself a Galileo type #not; relax, twelve year-olds, One Direction will exist without Zayn Malik. Finally, the Crabs raise their progressive pinchers in salute to George Takei for the scathing words the ex-Starfleet Captain dispensed upon ninny homophobe Governor, Mike Pence.

George Takei boycotts Indiana

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