CrabDiving – Thu 040121 – COVID-19 Infections Are Up 17% In One Week

COVID-19 infections are up 17% in one week. In a moment of no-duh, Former VP candidate Sarah Palin caught coronavirus and has warned that anyone could catch the virus. The Texas Senate joined in the fight against voting further pushing the country into Dystopia. The stock market under Biden is performing better than it had under Shitler. NASA rang in with good news letting us know Earth would be free of asteroid strikes for the next 100 years. Over a hot mic, a Southwest pilot released a verbal payload of f-bombs while complaining about the liberal Hyundai drivers of San Francisco. Bigoted “broadcaster” Steven Crowder was banned from Youtube but his racist message lives on at some crappy website. Italy protected the historic lagoon in Venice by banning cruise ships from docking. Man-baby’s crappy son Don Jr. tossed a chunk of fascist change at a huge property in Florida. Senator Graham whipped out his pea-shooter for the cameras. Ham-faced Hannity of Fox suggested launching undocumented children with coronavirus into Mexico because he’s a Christian.
COVID-19 Infections Are Up 17% In One Week

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