CrabDiving – Thu 041119 – Julian Assange Arrested & GOP Trying To Make The Handmaid’s Tale Real

Julian Assange was arrested and the Crabs covered his removal from the Ecuadorian embassy. An oil dick was confirmed as Secretary of the Interior and some Dems even voted to confirm the Trump loon. Ham-faced conserva-twunt Glenn Beck told Trump-licker Sean Hannity communists from Chicago are building waves of immigrants meant to invade Murica. The UK got a temporary Brexit reprieve from the EU. Representative Rashida Tlaib defended Ilhan Omar’s remarks about 9/11 and Islamophobia. Tensions flared at a fundraiser betwixt Texas Republicans and their creepy gun-sucking constituents. Speaking of the Republic of Texas, heartless GOP loads actually discussed giving women the death penalty for getting an abortion. The murderous a-hole that burnt black churches in Louisiana was nabbed. Former Senator John Kerry schooled a lunatic conservative trying to get cute about the environment and Kerry’s poly-sci degree. Swamp dweller Matt Gaetz introduced a measure to remove Adam Schiff from the Intelligence Committee named, “The PENCIL Resolution.” Finally, scientists are calling for a ban on glitter.

 

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