CrabDiving – Thu 042723 – Trump and Republican-y Joe Manchin Both Say Screw The Environment

Trump and Republican-y Joe Manchin both say screw the environment. Trump dropped a new nickname for Biden at a New Hampshire rally.  Ivanka split from her fam (Don Jr. & Eric) and hired her own attorney for the fraud suit. The Senate demanded answers from John Roberts and the rest of the SCOTUS regarding the high court’s lack of ethics. The Crabs reviewed the top picks to replace Nazi Tucker Carlson at FOX News. Well-dressed evangelical wanker Kent Christmas blathered something about America being in a mess because of Constitutional amendments. Conservative toilet log Sean Feucht proudly admitted he’s a Christian nationalist. Glenn Beck’s darling “historian” David Barton can’t be trusted to recount history accurately. RIP Jerry Springer! The GOP of Missouri didn’t censure a gay Republican but passed an anti-gay marriage resolution. A school field trip to see a theatrical production of James And The Giant Peach was canceled by theocratic ninnies because of the possibility of actors in drag.

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