Armed right-wing protesters infested the Michigan capitol, because “freedom.” New York Governor Andrew Cuomo threw down against GOP Senators who are against bailing out Blue states ravaged by the virus. There are 22 more potential hotspots in America poised for a major outbreak of the virus, including the Crabs’ home county in Florida. COVID-19 models are now predicting over 100,000 dead by the end of the summer first wave. Pandemic meat shortages may threaten Shitler’s re-election chances, which may explain his executive order forcing the facilities to stay open. Because of budget cuts in education, school districts may be forced to lay off tons of teachers. Rather than recalling the Senate to help Americans fight the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, Moscow Mitch is summoning lawmakers back to DC to push through more young, unqualified GOP judges. Trump unleashed a bizarre self-pity party while claiming he is running the government’s accelerated research into a coronavirus vaccine.
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