CrabDiving – Thu 122216 – Trump Inauguration Star Power & Wait… Nuclear “Expansion”?

The Trump inauguration star power so far is more like a flicker. The orange a-hole face, who shall soon be POTUS, said he wants to expand America’s nuclear weapons program. The Crabs learned the city of Las Vegas, Nevada is totally powered by renewable energy. An adviser to The Donald let us know that they aren’t concerned about the lack of A-list talent performing during the inauguration festivities because “we’re not putting on Woodstock.” The horrendous racist troll from Kentucky that verbally assaulted fellow shoppers got banned for life from the mall. Planned Parenthood is under attack via Texas lawmakers. In horrendous news of racism, a black mother called the police on a white dude that was choking her son and somehow she got arrested. Speaking of horrendous, a Jewish family fled their town because of fake news involving a Dickens play.

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