CrabDiving – Tue 020420 – Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck & Susan Collins Is An A-hole

The Iowa caucuses cluster-shuck was covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. We covered some of the whacked-out conspiracy theories regarding the caucus screw-ups. The Crabs played a clip of a bigoted Iowa voter freaking out after finding out Mayor Pete is gay. RWNJ dingbat Franklin Graham lost his jeebus marbles over the J-Lo and Shakira Superbowl halftime show. Religious freak Coach Dave hopes to sue the NFL for putting his external salvation at risk during the halftime show. We played a horrendous clip of homophobic bag of drool Michael Heath. A former Texas cop was convicted of rape and only got a ten year suspended sentence. Senator Susan Collins tried to spin her crap vote to acquit Shitler. Members of a Safari Club are attempting to auction off a weekend animal-killing trip to Alaska on a yacht with Trump Jr. Rush Limbaugh was awarded the Medal of Freedom by Man-baby.

Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck

Play

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *