CrabDiving – Tue 021715 – Gettin’ Nuc-Yuh-Lar With ISIS, Okla-Coma Bible Bangers, Scott Walker Can’t Prove He Talks To Jebus

On Tuesday, the Crabs sink their pincers into sky-gods of many different varieties. Plus, the following is covered: a-hole Arkansas senator wants to nuke ISIS cuz he’s a simpleton; ISIS to storm the boot; Okla-coma educators are passing out Bibles to students; atheist billboard in Alabama is back even bigger and better than before; Christian preacher Photoshops a following; Scott Walker cannot produce proof of contact with the dude upstairs; a judge in Texas does something good; Krispy Kreme makes a spelling oopsie in the U.K.; Pat Robertson warns us about demons that could deliver curses through Facebook pics; kooky Klingenschmitt stands with the homophobic bakers. Finally, Pat and Ryan decide that it’s best to pronounce it nuc-yuh-lar when voicing RWNJs.

Krispy Kreme KKK oops

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