CrabDiving – Tue 041823 – Tucker Nearly Made Out With Elon

Tucker nearly made out with Elon during a steamy yet gross FOX News interview. The Nazis-in-blue whose musings about lynching African Americans were captured on a digital recorder claims the recordings were made illegally. The moose-knuckled bridge-closer, Chris Christie blathered negativities about DeSantis. Czar Ron suggested building a prison in Walt Disney World adjacent. A woman in upstate New York was shot for entering the wrong driveway. Pillow kook Mike Lindell blasted insanity from his pie hole about artificial intelligence. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, accused prominent MAGAT broadcasters of being “groomers.” Fake Georgia electors have been turning on each other because no one wants to go to prison over this crap. Elon and Tucker pretended during an interview on FOX that Twitter isn’t crapping the bed.

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