Trump’s approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about the status of her au pair. Shitler pledged to further help out the oil industry. Assistant Czar of the Republic of Texas blathered there were more important things than living and folks should get back to work despite the pandemic. The Union Federation warned an early reopening of America would cause even more death. Man-baby BFF and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un could be super sick. Even Republicans admitted Putin helped put Trump in office, according to a recent report. Evangelical fossil Pat Robertson attributed the coronavirus outbreak to marriage equality. InfoWars planned another public rally against social-distancing orders. Congress reached a deal to replenish the coronavirus small business fund. Our Grimace-like A.G. caterwauled he would sue states if stay-at-home ordinances proved too severe.
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