CrabDiving – Tue 050719 – Trump Ordered McGahn To Defy A Congressional Subpoena & Scary Violent Militia

Crooked Trump ordered McGahn to defy a congressional subpoena. Stocks took a nosedive after Cheeto’s threat of more Chinese tariffs. Economists at the Department of Agriculture were punished by Trump stooge Sonny Perdue for telling the truth about the effect of Man-baby’s tariffs upon farmers. Brexiters took a beating in recent local elections in the U.K. Vote suppressor, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed nasty Handmaid’s Tale-style, anti-choice legislation. A tiny-wanged militia nut at the border said immigrants coming over the southern border should be gassed like Hitler did. Low functioning, white supremacist yak loads crashed a Holocaust Remembrance event. A high school graduate successfully fought sexist conservative loons for her right to wear pants rather than a skirt at her high school graduation. Faux News lived up to their unflattering nickname by purposefully misquoting presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. Finally, the Crabs read a breaking headline regarding Michael Cohen claiming he made racy photos of Jerry Falwell Jr. disappear. . . [barf].

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