CrabDiving - Tue 081721 - The Taliban Claims Women Will Have Rights, You Know, Islamic Rights

After taking over over Kabul, the Taliban claims women will have rights… you know, Islamic rights. Texas Czar Greg Abbott got ‘rona. The New York State Fair will allow the smoking of the good herb. Lunatic pillow mogul Mike Lindell announced his “counterintelligence team” said Biden lost and the report will be available soon! DeAnna Lorraine warns that “pretty soon, we’re gonna be looking around and white people are gonna be the minority here.” Michele Bachmann declared that “there is no doubt” that Trump won the election . Some “punk” told RWNJ Eric Metaxas he had to wear a mask on the ski lift, which he says was exactly how Germany slid into Nazism. Rick Wiles is demanding that Mike Lindell retract his accusations, issue an apology, and send TruNews $1 million. Rachel Maddow bested the waddlers of OAN in court, while the MSNBC star hinted she may leave the network and become a full time fisherman.