CrabDiving – Wed 011718 – GOP Worried About Mid-Terms & Zinke Destroying The Interior

As the evil GOP worried over another state legislature loss, GOP dick-bot Paul Ryan warned fellow Republican loons to start listening to the voters, whatever. Conserv-a-jerks said they were nervous they’d take blame for government shutdown. National Parks advisers left their jobs in protest over the crappy leadership of Trump-chump Ryan Zinke. Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones list his loony self in a marvelous tirade chockablock full of obscenities regarding CNN’s use of “shithole.” Republican Harry Potter bad guy Gowdy got pissy because meth Nazi Bannon wouldn’t answer his questions. Speaking of seven-shirted blotchy Bannon, Dem Adam Schiff said Shitler put a gag order on the corrupt piggy. Former adult actress Stormy Daniels revealed gross details about her going with PEEOTUS. A panel of psychologists canceled a talk about Don-the-Con inspiring violence, due to threats of violence. A gay couple getting hitched received anti-gay pamphlets rather than their wedding programs. California is clearing the records of felons with marijuana charges. Our dickheaded DOJ skewed crime stats to justify the administration’s fascist immigration policy.

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