The Crabs reviewed the crap loads of Trump lies in the snoozer State of The Union address. Shitler asked The House to legislate the uterus. Skesis GOP Sith Lord Ann Coulter Cleveland steamed upon Cheeto’s speech to Congress. The governor of New Mexico recalled the state guard from the border because their mission was bogus. A Florida Republi-douche was busted for blackface. The Dem-controlled House will send Mueller official transcripts from their Russia investigation cuz its perjury time, baby! Garbage person and Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz brought up the racist wall and suggested a Parkland survivor be physically removed during a debate on guns. An orangutan got a fellow primate preggers via a chink in the wall. A surfing firefighter fought off a giant ass shark in Hawaii. A deadly brown snake found its way into a home via the sink drain. A dude in Florida got upset, donned a bullet proof jacket, strapped up and opened fire during leisurely stroll. Mississippi redneck a-holes refused to approve changes that could possibly make their state flag less racist. An unbalanced wacko attacked an Obama mannequin at a sex store.
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