The Trump Inaugural Committee got subpoenaed and the air in Murica smelled a wee bit less dank. Even the conservatives at Drudge took shot a Shitler labeling him “Teflon.” The Academy announced the Oscars will be hostless for 2019. Most Americans want a tax increase for the super-rich. Facebook yanked pages secretly supporting RWNJ internet crap show Info Wars. We learned the Russian Navy built a weapon that can make you puke and hallucinate… winning! A bombshell doc revealed Cheeto’s org sought the help of Uncle Nipples to get a tower built in Moscow. The head Duck Dick of Duck Dynasty said the only healthcare he needed was Jeebus. A conserva-load writer lost his idiot mind when he discovered in 2020 there will be fewer white voters.
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