CrabDiving – Wed 021424 – Democrats Took Back George Santos’ Seat

Democrats took back George Santos’ seat  A Republican in the House caterwauled for the Biden administration to declassify everything related to a supposed Russian space-nuke. The House Ethics Committee obtained texts from diddler-Rep Matt Gaetz inviting a woman on a trip to the Bahamas, whom a colleague previously paid for sex. Fascist former guy blathered something about Pennsylvannia existing under a different name. The Putin-sucking GOP impeached the Homeland Security Secretary because the Republicans do nothing but figuratively fellate Shitler’s wee mushroom. Cali piggies get billions in funding despite solving a very small percentage of cases. A third of GOP voters believe Taylor Swift was involved in a secret plot to defeat Trump and the 49ers. A Florida school required parents to sign a permission slip to allow their child to be read to by an African American woman. Moronic Kentucky State Rep. Jennifer Decker explained how her father was a white slave to the state’s NAACP chapter. There was a shooting at the official Super Bowl celebration in Kansas City because we live in America.

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