CrabDiving – Wed 021815 – Burn In Hell If You Do It Like A Dog, Oklahoma Says No AP American History

On today’s episode, Pat and Ryan are dumbstruck by RWNJ ninny-tude as they cover the following news items: a lawmaker from South Dakota compares Planned Parenthood to ISIS; a trucker is issued walking papers when he claims in an official log that there were another set of footprints in the cab of his semi; Fox “News” host way butt-hurt cuz John Stewart made a career out of making fun of stupid things newscasters say; idiot lawmaker wants to ban AP American History from being taught in Okla-coma cuz slavery really makes Murica look bad; A-Rod makes rod-like apology; Keith Ablow says Obama sees America as a bigger threat than ISIS; the Crabs review a state-by-state rundown of STD proliferation and Okla-coma proposes a law that would make folks get STD tests before tying the knot.  Finally, the Crabs embark on a multi-segment journey of through the loony brain of a preacher that believes the woman must never ever be on top.

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