CrabDiving – Wed 030123 – Trump Tried To Get Jimmy Kimmel To Stop Picking On Him

Trump tried to get Jimmy Kimmel to stop picking on him. Apparently, Havana Syndrome isn’t caused by an enemy state with an energy weapon. The LAPD figured out that most police calls don’t require piggies. CPAC Czar Matt Schlapp’s wife engaged in a conspiracy to undermine her husband’s assault victim. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., blathered something about FOX News whilst golfing and he sounded so geeked up. The thugs of the NYPD must pay out 7 million to victims of their abuse during protests of the murder of George Floyd. A bunch of anti-vax Christians in Kentucky caused a measles outbreak during a revival. The Crabs also discussed Doc Ellis’s masterful game pitched while tripping on LSD and the recent umpire-less lame duck bottom of the ninth played between the Pirates and Orioles.

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