CrabDiving – Wed 032515 – Glenn Beck Zombie Notes, Furious 7 Resurrects Paul Walker, Takei Boycotts Indiana

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan get their idiot translators on as they review the blatherings of RWNJ Phil Robertson and Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Mira Sorvino and Cybill Shepherd star in some sad-sack Jesus fellating version of “Crash”; Furious 7 uses the power of Peter Jackson to digitally resurrect Paul Walker; not every Japanese person wants to smell like a Whopper but every person that smells like a Whopper is Japanese; Sulu steering clear of Indiana and urges others to do the same; a Texas GOP Congressman chided online for theocratic nonsense; Mone Davis is an evolved pitcher and human; Iceland builds a temple in honor of a comic book hero. Finally, Jeb Bush just ain’t Jesus-y enough.

George Takei boycott Indiana if anti-gay law passes

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