Turd Matt Gaetz is being investigated for human trafficking. Matt’s actual Daddy, the corrupt former leader of the Florida house, backed up his son’s claim about being distorted by the DOJ. Gymbag Jordan also says believes Roger Stone superfan Matt Gaetz. President Biden introduced a mammoth infrastructure plan. Vaccine hunters have targeted red states because so many ignorant rednecks are vaccine-hesitant. The Head Wanker of the My Pillow Empire mused over his new social media platforms for insurrectionists and racists, Frank. Stupid Mike Lindell also explained how Shitler would be installed as POTUS in August. France’s Macron has come under fire for his coronavirus strategy and now the country may have to go under another lockdown. The Czar of Brazil was mentioned in a list of authoritarians with the worst pandemic record. A factory screwed up a batch of Johnson & Johnson vaccine ruining 15 million doses. Russia developed the first COVID-19 vaccine for animals. The idiotic Florida Governor who sports a perpetual resting-rape-face proclaimed he would ban any vaccine passport requirements within the gun-shine state. The CEO of Delta issued a verbal smackdown to the peach state over their new oppressive voter suppression laws. For the first time, churchgoers lost their majority status. Q-quacks have spouted conspiracies about the big boat blocking the Suez Canal that include a theory that suggests Hillary Clinton is ferrying sex slaves in the cargo hold.
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