CrabDiving – Wed 040120 – Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order & Lindsay Graham Seeks Donors

The Florida Governor finally issued a stay-at-home order, cuz damn. Wimbledon is canceled this year due to the pandemic. Mother’s Husband VP Pence claimed Trump is just an optimist about COVID-19. The government launched a coronavirus tracker app and the Shilter regime wants us to trust them with our particulars. Evil virus proliferator Pastor Tony Spells held a bigly-attended worship service despite the pandemic. Luscious Lindsey Graham was shellacked for releasing a poorly performed plea for campaign dollars. RWNJ christo-load Kirk Cameron suggests 30 days of prayer to combat the pandemic. Loser legislator Georgia Senator Loeffler denied any wrongdoing despite more evidence pointing to a severe case of insider trading involving the stock in a company of which her husband is the CEO. The corrupt bags of yak spew on the right are blathering that impeachment hearings distracted the government from properly responding to the outbreak. Woman-hating Coach Dave Daubenmire lashed out during his stupid show against a mother of ten escaping an allegedly abusive, scum-bag preacher spouse.

Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order

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