CrabDiving – Wed 040319 – Trump Claims Windmill Noise Causes Cancer & House Dems Want The Tax Returns

On this episode of the progressive podcast, Trump claims windmill noise causes cancer. Ancient GOP skesis Chuck Grassley disagreed with Cheeto’s windmill theory, characterizing it as “idiotic.” A columnist described Joe Biden’s behavior as “benevolent sexism.” The House Judiciary committee prepared to subpoena the full Mueller Report. Eight Republicans voted to not scrap Obamacare. Celebrities called for a boycott of businesses owned by Brunei over the country’s death penalty for gay and lesbians. Theresa May was accused of betraying her own party by reaching out to liberals for a Brexit solution. GOP yak load Paul Ryan moaned that progressive firebrand AOC ignored his dumb advice. In a Bizzaro World moment, former Fox-dick Billy O’Reilly defended Biden for all the wrong reasons. Fascist GOP wankers from Georgia have proposed a journalism ethics board. The Donald whined that Puerto Rico’s hurricane recovery was too expensive and costing our farmers. Republi-twunts triggered the nuclear option to speed up Drumpf’s judicial picks. . . puke. Finally, the House Dems demanded 45’s tax returns.

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