Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two weeks earlier when there were only 11 deaths in the nation. The Department of “Justice” is siding with lethal sky-god temples in Mississippi amid coronavirus restrictions. A Florida island of rich, elite white a-holes has been prioritized for coronavirus testing. Parts of the EU are starting to prepare for a lifting of social distancing. A leaked report from the CDC showed a significant chance of a resurgence if the country goes back to business as usual, like Trump wants. Religious dweeb Jim Bakker may be “broke by next week” and predicts preacher-murder by the state. Coronavirus cases have skyrocketed in South Dakota because their Republican governor didn’t take the pandemic seriously. Antisemitic RWNJ wanker Rick Wiles warned there will be blood in the streets if Microsoft creator Bill Gates continues to push for a coronavirus “nano-particle microchip” vaccination. Pat and Ryan learned the Rapist-in-Chief was about to start a daily radio show broadcast but decided against it because he didn’t want to compete with his BFF Rush Limbaugh.
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