CrabDiving – Wed 050218 – Trump’s Lunatic Doctor “Raided” & Cocaine Mitch

Trump’s lunatic doctor claimed our Liar-in-Chief dictated that infamous, poorly written, glowing letter of health submitted in lieu of Donald’s medicals records during the election. Also, the cray-cray doc said Shitler goons raided his office and absconded with Manbaby’s medical files. Rod Rosenstein laughed at the prospect of impeachment by Team Treason’s GOP lawmakers. White House attorney Ty Cobb was replaced by a lawyer that, surprisingly isn’t a total scumbag. The planet offered a “bye Felicia” to the failing Cambridge Analytica. Mueller raised the possibility of sending Cheeto Teats a subpoena. Convicted mine accident exec, GOP dickbag Senate candidate Don Blankenship accused Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao and Senate leader McConnell, AKA “Cocaine Mitch” of ignoring Chinese drug smuggling. Christo fascist Bryan Fischer explained how Christians are the only humans protected by the Constitution. Dumbass legislators in Iowa passed a ridic fetal heartbeat law. Finally, the Crabs learned there’s a perv out there sending young girls unsolicited care packages… anyone know Roy Moore’s up to?

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