Trump loons are turgid over the Obamagate nothingburger, with MAGA Twitter gleefully calling for Obama to be subpoenaed. Rick Bright, former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, will testify before Congress that Shitler’s administration was unprepared for the wave of coronavirus and put politics above public safety. Legendary radio broadcaster Howard Stern told the truth when he explained Trump totally hates his deplorable voting base. On Mother’s Day, a brawl broke out at a Red Lobster and a typical Karen was justifiably subdued with some wicked hair-pulling. The Republic of Texas has seen a rise in infections during their re-opening. Our not-so-great leader bashed Dr. Fauci’s Senate testimony saying the doc’s answers were “unacceptable.” Nancy Pelosi’s former challenger and liar DeAnna Lorraine said to be an asymptomatic carrier means that “you don’t freaking have” the coronavirus. One of Florida’s crap senators, Rick Scott wrongly blathered an untruth saying the sunshine state shouldn’t have to bail out ill-managed blue states. A Fox News host was destroyed by a sane pundit who explained the Obamagate scandal was not a real thing. The evil conservatives on the Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down the Governor’s stay-at-home orders. Nazi-curious GOP legislator Steve King of Iowa said he might regain his former roles in the House, because the Republicans can’t stay mad at a white supremacist. Finally, racist, woman-hating troll Dave Daubenmire called Obama a “Muslim freak” and said the former president should be in jail, or hanged.
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