A Judge ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani to testify in Georgia’s election investigation. Insane heat brought the highest temps of the year to the south-central United States. The contempt trial of Blotch Nazi Bannon began. The Secret Service still can’t produce text messages from January 5th and 6th they destroyed. Georgia’s more strict abortion law is now in effect. We passed an electoral count act in an effort to prevent future GOP insurrection shenanigans. Racist fascist FOX-bot Tucker Carlson blathered an endorsement of replacement theory. God Nazi Christian Clodfelter used his horrific “show” to promote white nationalism. Flat Earther human impersonator Stew Peters bemoaned a rectal invasion of tiny robots. The Crabs discussed systematic attacks by sharks upon Long Island. For the third time in the same year, an iguana was found in a Hollywood crapper. Pigs-in-blue have been searching for a rogue monkey. A Florida woman was killed by a gator near a golf course. The GOP wants to ax same-sex marriage. Biden’s climate agenda has been stalled by fake Democrat Joe Manchin.
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