CrabDiving - Wed 092717 - Sad McConnell & Roy Moore Wins

The image of sad McConnell delighted the crap out of the Crabs and the accompanying Shitler butt-hurt also proved pleasing on this episode of CrabDiving. Speaking of Lord Cheeto Teats, our ridic 45th P(EE)OTUS puked forth he actually had the votes to win the repeal of Obamacare, even though facts say otherwise. Pat and Ryan discussed Kim Jon Un’s barbaric practice of plucking teens from high schools and putting them in the Great Leader’s creepy harem. Christo-twunt Laura Ingraham criticized pro baller Lebron James over his comments about the anthem protests. Disgraced Judge Roy Moore said some stupid crap about winning the GOP senate primary in Alabama. The Crabs read poorly rhymed verse from the crap poetry of homophobe Roy Moore. A racist teacher in Wisconsin was reprimanded for telling a student they were too dark-skinned to play President Lincoln in a school skit. Finally, right wing loon Alex Jones, along with another conserva-load, squealed that NFL players were kneeling to “white genocide.”