CrabDiving – Wed 101123 – House GOP Selected Steve Scalise To Drive Their Clown Car

House GOP selected Steve Scalise to drive their clown car. Republican whackjob Nancy Mase played the victim by wearing a “scarlet letter.” Governor Puddin’ Fingers AkA DeSantis may bow out of the race sooner rather than later. A MAGAT pastor hoped the war in Israel would bring on the return of Christ. Aunt Lydia, AKA Sarah Huckabee Sanders, finds herself in a deepening scandal involving a really pricey podium. Republican Rep Lyin’ George Santos was busted charging tens of thousands of dollars on donor credit cards. An alligator was rescued from the home of a reptile hoarder. Boeberr E. Lee finalized her divorce by giving her new ex-husband a sloppy public kiss. The leader of the Texas GOP was at an event that boasted supreme loads Kyle Rittenhouse and Hitler-wanna-be Nick Fuentes.

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