Newt Gingrich anger issues turned out to be one of the lead stories on Wednesday’s CrabDiving. Trump told America Madame Secretary would usher in World War III if she is elected President. The orange a-hole face congratulated Newt Gingrich on his meltdown during an interview with Megyn Kelly. The GOP Presidential nominee dipped into campaign funds to purchase copies of “The Art Of the Deal.” Oxy-walrus Rush Limbaugh had an extended phone interview with The Donald and much white butt hurt ensued. Vice President Biden was kind of serious about taking Trump out behind the high school gym for a beating. RWNJ legislator loon Mitch McConnell won’t invoke the name of the pervy leader of his stupid ass party. The VP candidate for the Libertarians sort of endorsed Hillary Clinton for President. A RWNJ wacko preacher asserted that the current meaning of happy should be switched to “pedophilia.” In a statement against sexual abuse, Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was pick-axed to death by a dude dressed as a construction worker. Finally disgraced televangelist and powdered soup peddler Jim Bakker sounded totally bizarre and mentally ill speaking of end times and seven-eyed monsters.
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