CrabNation covers the following stories on hump-day; Harry Potter is as good or better than the “word of God” in Sioux Falls #Dumbledore; the Chicago White Sox are having an LGBT night despite straight-white-male push-back; a bear attacking a Russian fisherman is scared off by Bieber; Uganda supreme court strikes down ridic anti-homosexuality act; Ted Nugent uses a racial slur #shocker; John Hagee tells his sheeple that pedophile immigrant welfare boogie men are destroying #Murica. Finally, the Crabs shed 0.0 tears over the failure of Show-Me-Your-Papers-Sherrif Joe Arpaio citizen’s grand jury.