On Thursday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan cover the following: the Ferguson police continue to abuse the people they’re sworn to protect #teargas; if you’re a reporter in Ferguson, the cops might opt to slam your face into a door #brutality; the horrendous Steve King rejects race-based politics because he is a big dummy; Keith Ablow suggests that FLOTUS needs to drop a few #Iwentomedicalschool; Finally, if you’re across the pond and find yourself punting in the waters patrolled by the militant goose, Asboy or if you happen to have a sex toy parked in your hole for more than 5 days, check yourself before you wreck yourself.