CrabDiving – Thu 032521 – Craven Republicans Are Sputtering Because Biden Sailed Through His Press Conference

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Craven Republicans are sputtering because Biden sailed through his press conference. Miami Beach is on high-rona-alert due to teeming crowds of spring breakers on vacay. New York made recreational weed legal. Q Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene’s BFF was caught on…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032321 – Most People Are Calling For Gun Control Measures Following Yet Another Massacre

Most People Are Calling For Gun Control Measures Following Yet Another Massacre

Most people are calling for gun control measures following yet another massacre. Senator Wanker, AKA stupid John Kennedy from Louisiana, downplayed the role guns play in mass shootings. Moronic legislator and prominent GOP Tom Cotton blamed the shooting at the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032221 – Over 1000 Florida Spring Break COVID Spreaders Got Arrested

Over 1000 Florida spring break COVID spreaders got arrested while drooling their air-bubbles all about the Miami Beach nightclub scene. Also in Miami, a nine-year-old was attacked by a shark and barely survived. A creepy predator, AKA a Republican Tom…

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CrabDiving – Tue 031621 – Putin Pushed Election Misinformation On Trump’s Allies

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Putin pushed election misinformation on Trump’s allies. Anti-Asian racism has been surging in this country due to Shitler emboldening white supremacists during his horrendous 4 years term as POTUS. In the EU, Astrazeneca trials have resumed despite a report of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031521 – Anti-Democracy Republicans Are Desperate To Keep People From Voting

Anti-democracy Republicans are desperate to keep people from voting. Pundits have said Biden needs to nuke the filibuster to complete his congressional agenda. Germany suspended the trial of a coronavirus vaccine because it was causing brain clots. Vatican said same-sex…

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