CrabDiving – Thu 100622 – Dank Brandon Is Issuing Pardons For Federal Weed Charges

Dank Biden is issuing pardons for federal weed charges. The fascists at FOX freaked out over Biden’s marijuana announcement. The US just bought a crap ton of anti-radiation drugs after Putin’s nuclear threat. An ebola outbreak is raging in Uganda.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100322 – SCOTUS Let Bumpstock Bans Stay and Allowed Dominion’s Suit Against Mike Lindell To Proceed

SCOTUS let bumpstock bans stay and allowed Dominion’s suit against Mike Lindell to proceed. The Supremes also agreed to hear cases about social media immunity regarding fake news. Fascist Donald Trump blathered something about Cocaine Mitch having a death wish.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 093022 – Putin Annexed Parts of Ukraine and Hurricane Ian Keeps Going

Fascist face Putin announced plans to illegally annex parts of Ukraine. Hurricane Ian plowed over the gun shine state and then headed to the Carolinas. Trump gave Rudy G. the green light to conduct those election fraud “show trials.” Shitler wanted…

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CrabDiving – Thu 092922 – Hurricane Ian Pummeled Florida and Trump’s Favorite Judge Ruled For Him Again

Hurricane Ian pummeled Florida and Trump’s favorite judge ruled for him again. The wife of SCOTUS, Ginni Thomas, appeared for an in-person interview with the January Select Committee. The Shitler-licking judge also said Trump’s legal team doesn’t have to affirm…

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