CrabDiving – Thu 020322 – FOX’s The Masked Singer Booked Top Seditionist Tooty Rudy Giuliani

FOX’s Masked Singer booked top seditionist tooty Rudy Giuliani. META/Facebook stocks took a historically massive dive. Ron DeSantis, The Czar of Florida, couldn’t condemn Nazis who had just marched in Orlando. The unvaccinated have been hit unnecessarily hard during Omicron. New Zealand laid out…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020222 – GOP Diaper Load Josh Hawley Is Putin’s Favorite Cheerleader For Russia

GOP diaper load Josh Harley is Putin’s favorite cheerleader for Russia. CNN’s head resigned for not disclosing a consensual relationship with a colleague. The anti-vaxx freedom truck caravan continues to gum up the supply chain in Canada. Austria made the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020122 – Trump Ordered Gassy Giuliani To Get The DHS To Seize Voting Machines

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Trump ordered gassy Giuliani to get the DHS to seize voting machines. Shitler suggested the January 6th “unselect committee” look into Pence’s refusal to decertify. While POTUS, Man-baby always ripped apart presidential docs which then had to be reconstructed with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012422 – Biden Agrees With The Rest of The Country That Peter Doocy Is “A Stupid S.O.B”

President Biden was heard calling Fox News reporter Steve Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch” after question about inflation. 8500 US troops have been put on a heightened state of alert because of Putin’s forces massing at the Ukraine boarder.…

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