CrabDiving – Fri 011521 – My Pillow Guy’s Seditious Notes & Trump Bans Invoking Nixon

My Pillow Guy’s seditious notes truly make this bumbling fascist loser impossible to satirize. Numbers have shown positive approval for Biden while Shitler’s approval rating is historically crap-tastic. Man-baby has been busting out in massive emotional diaper rashes over comparisons…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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CrabDiving – Tue 011221 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Supports Impeachment & Trump Takes No Responsibility

trump attacks mcconnell

Moscow Mitch McConnell supports impeachment. While in isolation in The White House with Stephen Miller surely licking his wounded starfish, Trump has been mounting an impeachment defense. Longtime bankers of Shitler have severed their relationships with crappy POTUS over his…

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CrabDiving – Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States & Impeachment 2.0

Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States

The violent Trump terrorists planning armed protests in 50 states was one of the biggest headlines on Monday’s episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. House Democrats introduced an impeachment resolution charging Trump with incitement of insurrection. Bridge-closer Chris Christie said Shitler…

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