CrabDiving – Tue 122920 – Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks & Sad, Hotel-less Proud Boys

Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks

Moscow Mitch blocked $2000 stimulus checks, and exactly nobody was surprised. Trump blasted the GOP for its weak and tired congressional leadership. A GOP pollster said the stimulus check demand was a nightmare for the Republicans. Bag of wombat ejaculate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122820 – Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill & Nashville 5G Terrorist

Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill

Trump caved and signed the coronavirus stimulus bill. The House passed a bill to increase the stimulus checks to $2000. President-Elect Biden said the Shitler Administration was obstructing the transition. The Nashville bomber told a neighbor the world would never…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122420 – Democrats Agree With Trump On $2000 Stimulus Checks & Kirk Cameron COVID Carols

Democrats agree with Trump on $2000 stimulus checks. Cocaine Mitch and crappy Kevin McCarthy are catching well-deserved heat for obstructing pandemic aid. The latest strain of coronavirus has been attacking young adults in South Africa. Americans have slowly grown more…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122220 – Walmart Sued For Contributing To The Opioid Crisis & Mutant Coronavirus Probably Here

Headlines of Walmart sued for contributing to the opioid crisis were welcomed by CrabDiving today. A mutant COVID strain has already started in the U.S. Armed domestic terrorists attempted to storm the Oregon State Capitol Building and used chemical weapons…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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