CrabDiving – Fri 120420 – Trump’s Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021 & House Votes To Decriminalize Weed

Trump's Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021

Trump’s coronavirus catastrophe will continue into 2021. The jobs report was crappy. For the second time, in not a long time, Rudy G. justified his $20,000 per day fee by ripping a juicy starfish sneeze on live television. The House…

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CrabDiving – Thu 120320 – Giuliani’s Parade Of Witless Witnesses & Trump Doesn’t Love Barr Any More

Giuliani's Parade Of Witless Witnesses

Giuliani’s parade of witless witnesses included a trashed Karen by the name of Melissa Carone whom the dribbly-headed former Mayor of New York could hardly control. An enraged Man-baby is dying to fire AG Bill Barr. InfoWarrior and Q-nut DeAnna…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120220 – Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law & Sidney Powell’s Pathetic Kraken

Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law

Trump cult seditionists calling for martial law have proved to be the most fragile of fascist snowflakes. The Governor of Wisconsin called the Trump campaign’s election fraud lawsuit against his state is an assault upon democracy. The coronavirus continued to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120120 – AG Bill Barr Torpedoed Trump’s Election Fraud Claims & Ron Johnson Is An Idiot

AG Bill Barr torpedoed Trump’s election fraud claims which could have possibly caused Man-baby’s well-worn starfish to spew poo in an explosive manner. GOP simpleton Ron Johnson demanded evidence of the lack of evidence of voter fraud. Bottom-feeding, murderous Trump-a-lo…

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CrabDiving – Mon 113020 – Trump Raged Over The “DiaperDon” Twitter Trend & Scotland Wants To Scexit

Trump Raged Over The "DiaperDon" Twitter Trend

Trump raged over the “DiaperDon” Twitter trend. Many Americans traveled over the holiday weekend despite warnings from the CDC and Dr. Fauci. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s “tiny desk” insanity. Following the encounter with the presidential wee table, Man-baby tossed a…

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