CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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CrabDiving – Tue 011221 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Supports Impeachment & Trump Takes No Responsibility

trump attacks mcconnell

Moscow Mitch McConnell supports impeachment. While in isolation in The White House with Stephen Miller surely licking his wounded starfish, Trump has been mounting an impeachment defense. Longtime bankers of Shitler have severed their relationships with crappy POTUS over his…

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CrabDiving – Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States & Impeachment 2.0

Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States

The violent Trump terrorists planning armed protests in 50 states was one of the biggest headlines on Monday’s episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. House Democrats introduced an impeachment resolution charging Trump with incitement of insurrection. Bridge-closer Chris Christie said Shitler…

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CrabDiving – Thu 010721 – Trump Must Be Removed From Office & GOP Sedition Caucus Is Blaming Antifa

Trump Must Be Removed From Office

Trump must be removed from office. Democratic leaders Pelosi and Schumer called for Shitler’s removal from The White House. President-Elect Biden noted that MAGAT rioters were treated so kindly by law enforcement compared to the violence the thugs-in-blue unleashed on…

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