CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051420 – Kushner Urged Trump To Choose The Stock Market Over People’s Lives & Glenn Beck’s Board

trust fund slumlord Jared Kushner

Jared Kushner urged Trump to choose the stock market over people’s lives, concerned that ordering tests and ventilators might hurt the markets. Earning yet another notch in his belt of crapitude, Shitler went without a mask during a visit to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051320 – Trumpist Loons Are Turgid Over The Obamagate Nothingburger & Red Lobster Karen

Trumpist Loons Are Turgid Over The Obamagate Nothingburger

Trump loons are turgid over the Obamagate nothingburger, with MAGA Twitter gleefully calling for Obama to be subpoenaed. Rick Bright, former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, will testify before Congress that Shitler’s administration was unprepared for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051220 – Trump Is Unraveling and Rage-Tweeting Like a Mofo & Bonkers Boogaloo Loons

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump is unraveling and rage-tweeting like a mofo. Dr. Fauci questioned the accuracy of the COVID-19 death toll thinking it might be under counted. Shitler caterwauled votes from a newly opened polling station in Lancaster, CA shouldn’t count. House Democrats…

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