CrabDiving – Mon 042720 – Trump’s Pandemic Concerns Are Only About Politics & GOP Orders “Blame China” Strategy

Trump’s pandemic concerns are only about politics. A secret group of scientists and billionaires have been working on a vaccine and treatment for the coronavirus. Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault by Joe Biden were corroborated by her neighbor. Brazil…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042420 – Trump Pretended He Was Being Sarcastic About Injecting Disinfectant & The Onion Is Real

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning products as virus cures.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042320 – Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump & Gorka’s Obsession With Trump’s Faux Masculinity

Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump

Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042220 – Trump Continues To Silence Medical Experts & McConnell Wants States To Go Bankrupt

Trump continues to silence medical experts amid talk of reopening Murica. Cocaine Mitch would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal aid. The racist loads of the whacked-out white supremacist kook-coven “VDare” claimed victory over Shitler’s decision to close immigration…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042120 – Trump’s Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration & Kim Jong Un Health Rumors

Trump's Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration

Trump’s approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about the…

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