CrabDiving – Mon 040620 – Boris Johnson In Intensive Care & Mississippi GOP Governor Declares Confederate Heritage Month

Boris Johnson In Intensive Care

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s battle with COVID-19 sent him to intensive care. The European Union readied for their hardest week with the coronavirus and also found hope in their social distancing strategy. The Spanish government announced a roll out…

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CrabDiving – Fri 040320 – Coronavirus Lives In Aerosolized Feces In Bathrooms & Churches Are Spreading The Virus

Coronavirus Lives In Aerosolized Feces In Bathrooms

Coronavirus lives in aerosolized feces in bathrooms. In non-fecal-related news, the humanless face of nepotism, Jared Kushner informed the country “our” federal stockpiled medical aren’t meant to save the lives of Americans. A COVID-19 infected dude has been fitted with…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040220 – COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide & Is Putin Writing Fox News Scripts?

COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide

COVID-19 cases pass one million worldwide and the U. S. is the epicenter. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo continued to report the news despite fever hallucinations and a coronavirus infection. We learned Trump’s BFF Vlad Putin is proliferating fake news lies…

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CrabDiving – Wed 040120 – Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order & Lindsay Graham Seeks Donors

Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order

The Florida Governor finally issued a stay-at-home order, cuz damn. Wimbledon is canceled this year due to the pandemic. Mother’s Husband VP Pence claimed Trump is just an optimist about COVID-19. The government launched a coronavirus tracker app and the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 033120 – Trump Is Gutting Obama’s Clean Air Rules & Pastor Threatening “Woodstock” of Easter Gatherings

Trump Is Gutting Obama's Clean Air Rules

Trump is gutting Obama’s clean air rules, claiming cars will be “safer” without all that pesky emissions technology. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the coronavirus is more dangerous than expected. The second banana pastor to the pastor that was…

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