CrabDiving – Thu 031920 – GOP Senator Burr Sold Stocks Before Warning About Coronavirus & #ReleaseTheButtholeCut

GOP Senator Burr sold stocks before warning about coronavirus. Lock him up, right? Trump told states to find their own medical supplies. Shitler praised a malaria drug with possible, unproven effectiveness in fighting the virus. We shared some actual good…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031820 – Perpetual Obstructionist Rand Paul & QAnon Crazies Claim Oprah Got Busted

perpetual obstructionist Rand Paul

Perpetual obstructionist Rand Paul held up a Senate vote on a coronavirus rescue package. Trump invoked an act to marshal the private sector against the virus he only recently started to give an amoeba fart about. Former presidential candidate Senator…

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CrabDiving – Tue 031720 – Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services & Coronavirus Marches On

Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services

Evil pastors refuse to stop services, saying their god will protect those who show up and drop money in their baskets. Cash assistance from the government gained support as the coronavirus screws the economy. Senator Sherrod Brown ripped Moscow Mitch…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031620 – Trump Country Is Not Taking Coronavirus Seriously & Romney Channeling Yang

Trump Country Is Not Taking Coronavirus Seriously

Trump country is not taking coronavirus seriously. Bag of yak spew Kid Rock refuses to close his Nashville restaurant as officials scramble to slow down the coronavirus. Shitler told governors to find their own stinkin’ respirators. The Kushner family is…

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