CrabDiving – Mon 081020 – Right Wing Turd Ben Shapiro Reading Cardi B Lyrics & Trump’s Toothless Executive Orders

Right Wing Turd Ben Shapiro Reading Cardi B Lyrics

Right wing turd Ben Shapiro reading Cardi B lyrics was the focus of much-demented wonderment on the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump’s executive order meant to provide aid for Americans suffering economic strain during the pandemic is surely smoke and mirrors. Man-baby…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080720 – Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Indefinite Leave of Absence & Trump’s Postmaster General Is Killing The USPS

Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Indefinite Leave of Absence

Jerry Falwell Jr.’s indefinite leave of absence from Liberty was surely due to photos that surfaced of the man-of-god posing with his wife’s pregnant assistant and both pairs of trousers were unbuckled. Stimulus negotiations stalled because Trump and the GOP…

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CrabDiving – Thu 080620 – NY Attorney General Filed Suit To Dissolve The NRA & GOP Helping Get Kanye On The Ballot

NY Attorney General Filed Suit To Dissolve The NRA

The NY Attorney General filed suit to dissolve the NRA due to rampant criminal activity. NRA Czar Wayne LaPierre employed a lame-ass excuse for covering up trips on luxury yachts in the Bahamas he should have disclosed. The Book of…

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CrabDiving – Wed 080520 – Big Pharma Will Make Big Bucks On A Taxpayer-Funded Vaccine & Georgia School Reopen Fail

Big pharma will make big bucks on a taxpayer-funded vaccine. A gargantuan explosion in Lebanon was caused by a vast store of volatile materials that had set unattended for years despite repeated warnings. Georgia opened schools and immediately a a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 080420 – Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever & Huge Beirut Explosion

Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever

An Axios interview cements Trump as dumbest president. During the interview, the Racist-in-Chief criticized the late congressional rep John Lewis for not attending his inauguration. Shitler retracted his anti-vote-by-mail stance for Florida. The House called the Postmaster General to explain…

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