CrabDiving – Wed 031021 – Zero Republicans Voted For The Desperately Needed COVID Relief Bill

Zero Republicans voted for the desperately needed COVID relief bill. Merrick Garland was confirmed as our nation’s AG. Trump earned yet another “L” in court in his attempt to overturn the election. Representative Katie Porter tore an oil exec a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030821 – Unmasked Spring Breakers Are Flocking To The Beaches

Unmasked Spring Breakers Are Flocking To The Beaches

Unmasked spring breakers are flocking to the beaches and another coronavirus wave could be imminent. The racist Royal family is worried Meghan and Harry’s baby could be too dark. UK humans watching Oprah interview the royal couple were stymied by…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030521 – That My Pillow Idiot Is Making More Wacko Conspiracy Videos

That My Pillow Idiot Is Making More Wacko Conspiracy Videos

That My Pillow idiot is making more wacko conspiracy videos. Democrat-in-theory Krysten Sinema voted against guaranteeing workers a living wage. Senate Democrats grossly whittled away at COVID-19 unemployment benefits. Polls showed most Americans approve of Biden’s coronavirus strategeries. The Crabs…

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CrabDiving – Thu 030421 – Scam Artist Trump Is Sucking Donors Away From The Republican Party

Scam Artist Trump Is Sucking Donors Away From The Republican Party

Scam artist Trump is sucking donors away from the Republican Party. Meghan and Harry of the UK royals confirmed an interview with Oprah despite Prince Phillips’s health. Great apes in the San Diego Zoo received the coronavirus jab. Q-quacks have…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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